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October 30, 2022

Season 4, Ep 50 - Chunt for Red October 7 (live from Brooklyn w/ Jo Firestone and Tim Sniffen)

October 30, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 50 - Chunt for Red October 7 (live from Brooklyn w/ Jo Firestone and Tim Sniffen)

A haunted house and the winner of the Lil' Miss Demon pageant stop by the Chunt for Red October blood drive for vampires. (Recorded live at the Bell House in Brooklyn.)

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October 30, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
LIVE!, Tall Table, Chunt for Red October, Blood Drive, Dracula, Get Wet, Cape, Claws, Real Arnie, Book of Beer, Gas My Anus Book of Beer, Duck to Press Soundboard, Charity Thing, Killing Vampires, Bluey, Award, Little Miss Demon Award, Little Miss Demon, Reps, Off-Limits Questions, Everybody Grills Ribs, Theme Song, Singing, Screamin' De Mon, De-Mon, Smite, Street Smiter, Rhyming, Blue Moon, Chekhov's Blue Moon, Ate a Human Pyramid, Hardship from Above, Anybody Terrible in Your Life?, Ice Cream Cones, Podcasts, Podcast Network, Haunted House, Floating Gracefully, Songs, Free Association with a Clumsy Beat, Ghosts
October 23, 2022

Season 4, Ep 49 - Tree Visits

October 23, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 49 - Tree Visits

Caball'on Valentin, the talking tree, visits the tavern to bestow some special gifts.

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October 23, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Strange Familiar, Face Rip, Eggy Baby, Squogar, Getting Smaller, Bard, Chunt Faces, Cheer Bard, Killed Arnor, Big Tough Guy, Magical Appreciation Month, Ghost, Ghusidore, Whirld, Spooky, Frosh Kongdom, Frosh Kingdom, Purpose, Quest, Tree, Nectarine, Golden Branch, 3 Moons, Duuuhhhh, Wordle, Lightning, Heart Disease for Trees, Oats in the Hall, Oatmeal, Poíson, Arnie Salad, Ingredients, Croutons, Idiot Sandwich, Conifers are Rich Trees, Dying, Smash Potion
October 16, 2022

Season 4, Ep 48 - Arnor Fights Arnie

October 16, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 48 - Arnor Fights Arnie

Arnor the Warrior returns to finally fight Arnie to the death.

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October 16, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
7 1/2 Years Ago, Bissets, Need a Blanket, Black and White Smithery, Magic Shield, Ta Ta Ta-Ti, He's Dead but he's a Ghost, Daisy, Spectre Alessandro, You Can Take a Horse to Water, Unshevle the Robes, Arnor, Double Red Potion, Murder, Interview Format, Everyday He Shevellin', Lady Maribelle, Arnor Recap, Shame, Erotic Waterfall, Price to Pay, Names, Arnold Niekamp, FIGHT!, Biscuits, Ripping Face Off, Face Off, Getting Smaller, 4th Trimester Pause
October 09, 2022

Season 4, Ep 47 - Princess Ahag

October 09, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 47 - Princess Ahag

Ahag's mysterious tattoos may hold the secret to whether she's secretly lost royalty.

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October 09, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Nibblebottom, The Strange Familiar, Ghusidore, Ghost, Wink, Boosidore, Ghost Horse, Daisy, Ghost Ridden, Papa Chunt, Face Rip, Spectre Alessandro, Shear Amount, Ahag, Arson, Fresh Bread, The Fresh Region, Full Stop, Bens Mutton, Jack Off, Borshkeborr, Black and White Smithery, Leveled Up, Mississippi, Magic Appreciation Month, Tattoo, Doilies, Undertaker, Macho Mantis Randy Mantis, Queen, Birds Make Mirrors, Kingdom of Rothtar, Frosh Kongdom, 30 Mattresses, Nut in Mattresses, Did I Do That?, Smaller, No Takebacks, Pair of Pets, Serfs Up, Army, How About What's the Deal?
October 02, 2022

Season 4, Ep 46 - Crone Visits (w/ Janet Varney)

October 02, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 46 - Crone Visits (w/ Janet Varney)

Crone Bakeress (or is she Braidwynn?) stops in to sell some things.

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October 02, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Power of a Turning, Fucked Up Chunt, Magic Appreciation Month, Weird Week, 500 Earth Dogs, Crone Bakeress, Fedorasaurus, Craptor, The Strange Familiar, Foop, Dookies, Pumpkin Mice, Lazenbee, Croffin, Nibblebottom 4, Hogsface 10, Ovternity Test, Puddle of Muscles, Merry Poppins, Apple Watch, Braidwynn, Hashtags, Spine drift, Eggs & Legs, Out of commission, E Oar, Smash Potion
September 25, 2022

Season 4, Ep 45 - Empty Goblin Town

September 25, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 45 - Empty Goblin Town

An abandoned goblin town is discovered.

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September 25, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Horseback, In the Saddle on Your Stomach, Coldplay Albums, Echo and the Bunnymen, Katrina and the Waves, Big Head Todd and the Monsters, Goblins, Nipplebottom, Smash Potion, Eels, My Other Goblins a Goblin, Like Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom?, Great Scott, Pain Box, Most Magical Thing in the Room, Magic Appreciation Month, Billy Yum Yum Two by Two, Limerick, Arnies Niekamps, Alan Funt, Playback Audio, Evil Goblins, Detect Evil, 500, Drugs, Wet Food, Dog Cereal, Dogs
September 18, 2022

Season 4, Ep 44 - Ghost Ship

September 18, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 44 - Ghost Ship

On their way back to Nibblebottom, Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore book passage on a ghost ship!

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September 18, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Road FROM Squogar, Seven and a Half Years, Papa Chunt, Eggy Baby, Sign Shell, Seanic Route, G-G-G-G-Captain?, G-G-G-G-First Mate, G-G-G-G-Ship Filled with Specters, Ghost Ship, Snake Hair, 250000 Years Ago, Skeletons, Non-Face, Dave, Bitter Bonnie, Human, Clink 2 Cups, Treasure, Pirates, Profitable Ship, Anna Kendrick, Brood, Crunchamatize, Dum-Dum, Yell at the Moon, Ring Trick, Wink Wink Nudge Nudge, Crewed by Bears, Bear Skeletons, B-B-B-B-Grizzlies, Bug Bear, Slide Whistle, Clang, Everything Go Clang, Dark Lord, Thermometers
September 11, 2022

Season 4, Ep 43 - Egg Kingdom

September 11, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 43 - Egg Kingdom

Chunt finally makes it to the Egg Kingdom, but must contend with the King and his jester before reuniting with Eggy Baby.

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September 11, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Road to Squogar, Paralyzed Arnie, Paralyzing Ray, Drew Tattoos, Sandwich, Sat Down and Done the Math, Long Frozen, Cougar, Piper Bone, Sandwich Magic, Eggstrance, Cavalcade of Characters, Don Omelette, Please bEGG our Forgiveness, Eggs, The mEGGa Egg, Egg Sized, Born of Birds, Hatch, The Egg Kingdom, Ovals, EGGstruding, Egg Messiah, Oval Office, Father of the mEGGa Egg, Yokelord Shell-Shield, 401 Egg, EGGcountant, CPEgg, Build Back bEGGer, Moat Eels, Paulie Shore, Count Funny, Drunk Neighbor, Caricature, Don Omelette V, Russian Dolls, Byrds, Bird Pervert, Birdvert, EGGspendables, The EGGs-Men, Professor Charles EGGsavier
September 04, 2022

Season 4, Ep 42 - The Bear (w/ Alden Ford)

September 04, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 42 - The Bear (w/ Alden Ford)

Chunt and Usidore have a fine dining experience at a bear's diner in the woods.

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September 04, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Paralyzed Arnie, Great Hair, On the Road, Cougars, Neck Tattoo with Drew's Name, Sick Cada Season, Sandy, The Child, Smash Potion, Squogar, Road to Squogar, Road to Eggy Baby, The Grill is Gone, Firefly Gieri, Grizzly Wondertooth, The Bear, The Bear Who Greeted Us, Restaurant, Disrepair, Fire, Chef Behind, Table Made of Water, Specials, Comes Once Every Seven Years, Yes Chef, Lean Mitchell, Jazz Salt, Elevate It, Negative Feedback, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, 6ft of Bubble Tape, McDLT, Crossfire, Jingle, 30 Cans of Tomatoes, The Egg Kingdom
August 28, 2022

Season 4, Ep 41 - Artificer (w/ Anna Prosser)

August 28, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 41 - Artificer (w/ Anna Prosser)

Arnie and the gang meet an artificer who may know more than she lets on. Or she may not.

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August 28, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Road to Eggy Baby, Road to Squogar, On the Road, The Child, Ghost Usidore, Artificer, Care or Whack, The Jeff Goldblum, Wade Bog, Horses, Don't Be Arnie, Mavis' Marvels, Slime, Ectoplasm, Centrifuge, Pet Arnie, Bog Wild, Piper Bone, Interview, Council of Artificers, Spit Butt the Mean, Wizard's Council, Sunsets are Magic, Little Wizard Ghost Room, Herbal Essences, Train Fur, Carry the One, Chunk of Chunts, All Caterpillars are Butterflies, Flowers are Brutal, Mental Goldfish-itis, Unpaid Internship, Aardvark University, King's Fitness Award, 6 Degrees of Separation, Magic Crossbow, Semper Fudge, Egg Kingdom, Starlight, Starlight Harpoon
August 21, 2022

Season 4, Ep 40 - Bounty Hunter

August 21, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 40 - Bounty Hunter

The ominous bounty hunter Bubble Fat comes to collect the random money for Eggy Baby.

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August 21, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
The Strange Familiar, Nibblebottom, Down the Hatch You Old Snatch, Witch Event, Witcher Season, Orangutan, Rip Off Face, Ghost, Sliming, Ghostbusters, Hamdurger, Eat a Hotdog Act Insane, Onion Head, Eggy Baby, Scrooge McDuck, Looking Under Pigs, Farting Peach, Slimed That Peach, 🍑 💦, Scott Bakula, Which Witch, Jewel of Cronthultor, Bubble Fat, Arnie's Emo Song, Pile of Gems Gold and Goblets, This is the Pay, Simon Lemmington Bartholomew III, SIX Years Ago, Vampire Hunter, Stone of Azrael, Patsy, Bounty Hunter, I Can Be Funny, Tar Armor, Natomites, Rats Womp Womp, Mitch the Witch, Bigger Hands, More Faces, Caricature, Hepstibee, Green Hag, Podscasts, Dismember Witches, Beef Prime Rib
August 14, 2022

Season 4, Ep 39 - Together Again

August 14, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 39 - Together Again

Arnie, Usidore and Chunt are finally reunited. It's time for hugs, catching up and answering some listener emails.

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August 14, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Farting Peach, The Strange Familiar, Serious Podcast, Returned!, Sombrero, Chip Hat, Champ the Horse, Small Penis, Dan Monroe, True Crime, Wizard of Oz, I've Got That Bitch's Shoes, Witch Fart, Hello from the Dusty Saloon, Bigger Dicks, Podcast Intros, Episode Done, Validation, Emails, Waiter, Toad Waiter, Mr. Frog's Wild Ride, One Butthole, Rich in Dicks, Professor Scrambles, Ostrich Sized, Ghost, Usidore's Ghost, Fozzie Bear, Sweetish Chef, Honk Honk, Beautiful Arnold, Cum Snail, Doctor, Potions, War Hammer, Cum Rock, Orgasm Rock, Get Well, Mayor Pa-Pa-Pa-Pachinko, Is That Something?, Mystic Rick, Mr. Pinky Dinky, Eye Fucking, Insta Pot, Hamdurgers, Patchouli Grade School, Boo
August 07, 2022

Season 4, Ep 38 - Cowboy World: Escape

August 07, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 38 - Cowboy World: Escape

Miss Quibbert and the Railroad Baron face off while Arnie tries to escape Cowboy World once and for all.

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August 07, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Dusty Saloon, High Foon, The Golden Corral, Burgandy Bronco, Pinkertons, Ulysses, Caroline in the City, Railroad Baron, Miss Quibbert, The Devil's Asshole, Checkers the Dog, Teenage PDA, Back Butt Pockets, Flowers the Orphan, Choo Choo's Chow, Back to the Future, 14 Inches, Triumph, Big Dutch and Little Dutch, Standoff, Showdown, Ragoon Rain and Mineral and also Cattle, Ragoon Rail & Mineral and also Cattle, Times New Ragoon, Book Full of Salsa, Resonating with the Realm, Train, Toot Sweet, The Big Chill, One Pumps Up One Pumps Down, Sex Robot, High Noon, K-Bot?, Eustice, Portricia, Nut and Bolt
July 31, 2022

Season 4, Ep 37 - Cowboy World: Flowers the Orphan

July 31, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 37 - Cowboy World: Flowers the Orphan

Flowers the Orphan, the Cowboy World version of Flower the talking flower, makes some startling discoveries.

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July 31, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Dusty Saloon, Golden Corral, High Foon, Hay is for Me, Poker, Dead Man's Hand, Flat Neck Station, Hands is Thicker than Cards, Knit Above the Fireplace, It's Moonshine O'Clock, Ulysses, Sombreros, Dangling Balls, Man that Talks a lot like Champ, Flowers the Orphan, Whisky, Pajamas Butt-Flap, Gulch, Big Gulch, Warts on my Mouth, Dad is a Mushroom, Maps, Salsa, Inventor, Inventions Corner with Flowers the Orphan, Howl.fm, Quaaludes, Parent Trap, Twin, Pinkertons, Steam Train, Sex Robots, Bit Neck, 88 MPH, The Big Chill, Cuck, Comedy Bucket, Usidore, Narnie, No Nickname Policy, A-Train, Bowler Hat, 2 Chains, 2 Watches
July 24, 2022

Season 4, Ep 36 - Cowboy World: Tom the Cowboy

July 24, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 36 - Cowboy World: Tom the Cowboy

Tombleweed Cattleruss, the Cowboy World version of Tomblaine Belaroth, stops by to recount his strange path to being co-sheriff.

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July 24, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Greenhorn, Cowboy World, Ulysses, Lobotomize, 80's Songs, Bury the Revolver, Golden Corral, Cactus Shit, Neigh Y'all, Shoot the Second Moon, Pizza Skull, Co-Sheriff, Gianessa Relkorus, Tom the Sheriff, Series of Coyotes, Gun Slinger, Chicken Penis, The Wizard in Glass, Southwestville Gulch, Busty Cattleruss, Rhianmblin, Milk Whisky from a Horse, Whisky Horse, Big Al, Fly in the Soup, Swisher, Swisher Sweet, Throaty Orally Cattleruss, Twins, Handsome Frank, Cher in Sheriff, Wet Ass Posse, BOY'S WEEKEND!, Krefnen, O'Krefnen, In Sin, Shot the Moon, Cowboy Ugly, Hats
July 17, 2022

Season 4, Ep 35 - Meanwhile, Chunt and Momo

July 17, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 35 - Meanwhile, Chunt and Momo

Chunt continues the podcast after the disappearance of Arnie and Usidore. He's joined by his new cohost Momo the mouse with human stretch and a not-so-strange man at another table.

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July 17, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Chunt Alone, No Arnie, No Usi, Momo, Cabin Party, Jump Out of Cake, Séance the Unconnected Floaty Cat, Gorgeous, Talbot, Farting Peach, Talbot the Badger, Scoop Boopy, Sweet Cheeks, Insane Crown Posse, Thomas Foolery, Mlonkey, Cross-Fit, Boring Guy, Have Sex with Us, Gimme Your Reins, Dan Monroe, Wish Master, Wish in One Hand Shit in the Other, Black and White Smith Shop, Bunch of Ladybugs, Sip Shots, Stabbed, Steve the Wheelman, Run and Jump, Lotion Hands, Non-Magical, Captain Lotion, Boring, Dumpy Dale and Doofus
July 10, 2022

Season 4, Ep 34 - Cowboy World: Railroad Baron

July 10, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 34 - Cowboy World: Railroad Baron

Arnie, Ulysses and Champ the Horse talk to Solomon Ragoon, the Cowboy World's Railroad Baron.

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July 10, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Cowboy World, Hand Crank, Ulysses, Cookie the Gold Miner, Cookie, Copperhead, Champ, Silver Streams, Wish, Prospector, Adam Sandler, Small Money, Craisins, Carnie, Not a Carnie Situation, Lobotomize, The Le Butt, French Champagne, High-Falutin Range, Toot Sweet, Ragoon Rail System, Hogswood, Did Do da Damn Thing, Monopoly, Ragoon Rain and Mineral and also Cattle, I'm a Ditt, 2 Arnies, President Lord, Durango LeDespare, Masters of Industry, Saloon, Scars, Scars Times 3, Grump and Doctor Piss, Wink, Coal Mine Accident
July 03, 2022

Patreon Unlock: Not the Tavern - No More _____

July 03, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Patreon Unlock: Not the Tavern - No More _____

Enjoy this unlocked bonus episode from our Patreon! In this episode, Arnie, Matt, and Adal love panel-style game shows. What happens when they play one?

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July 03, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
June 26, 2022

Season 4, Ep 33 - Cowboy World: Miss Quibbert Returns

June 26, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 33 - Cowboy World: Miss Quibbert Returns

Arnie, Ulysses, and Champ get reacquainted with Miss Quibbert who arrives with some shocking news.

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June 26, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Cowboy World, Ulysses, Pinkertons, Usidore, Dusty Saloon, Rootin' Tootin', The Burgundy Bronco, Guns, The Golden Corral, Hogswood, High Foon, Ascots, Father Blemish, Priest, Only Horse, Champ, Whizla, Miss Quibbert, Sarsaparilla, Whisky, Frozen Carrot Juice, Sex Robot, Taint Pleasure, Sallooney Toons, Recoupon, Railroad Baron, Solomon Ragoon, Fuckable Tumbleweed, Beef Up the Men, Papa Color, Cum Rags, Ala Spiderman, Fuck a Wagon, Baron Solomon, Sleep Mode Fuck Me Fine, Ravishing, Bible Rock, Loquacious, Lascivious, Def Comedy Leppard, Hornyville: I Didn't Even Want To Cum Here
June 19, 2022

Season 4, Ep 32 - Cowboy World: Tormaline & Whizla

June 19, 2022/ Chris Rathjen
Season 4, Ep 32 - Cowboy World: Tormaline & Whizla

Arnie and Usidore visit Cowboy World and begin seeing some familiar faces.

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June 19, 2022/ Chris Rathjen/
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